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ROUND: 12" SM or 18" XL - SQUARE: thin or thick +$5 - STROMBOLI: SM or XL - CRUSTS: Original AC, Whole wheat +1/2 or gluten free +5 (sm round only)
NOT-SO-SECRET MENU
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ラーメンピザを食べる™ DEVOUR RAMEN PIZZA™
Devour Power™ X Tony Boloney's collaboration. 3 months, over 30 ramen joints to find the perfect recipe. Ramen noodle crust, shoyu broth, pickled soy boiled egg, rayu, shichimi tougarashi, wageri togarashi, nori flakes, toasted sesame seeds, miring, spicy chili oil & scallions (one size)
$8
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$70
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$80
TACO TACO TACO PIZZA™
yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! shhhh it's still on the secret menu! Also available by the slice.
$12
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$80
HOBOKEN & ATLANTIC CITY TUESDAY. slices available all day & pre-order whole pies!
SEASONAL
$17.5
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$30
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$7
AWE SHUCKS™
local clams, white garlic sauce, crispy onions, smoked mozzarella, parsley
$17.5
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$30
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$7
$15
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$25
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$4.50
CHORIZO FUNDITO™
white w/ spicy chorizo, mexican string cheese, crema & cilantro
$15
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$25
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$4.50
$17.50
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$30
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$7
CRUST-ACEAN™
breadcrumb crust, local crab, fresh mozzarella, drawn butter, bayou spices, parsley
$17.50
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$30
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$7
$17.5
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$30
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$6
DEVIL BIRD™
smoked white cheddar grits, nashville hot chicken, pickles, dill aioli
$17.5
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$30
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$6
$17.5
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$30
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$5
GRINGO SURFA™
refried black beans, queso oaxaca, tortilla chips, cilantro, enchilada sauce, salsa diablo
$17.5
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$30
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$5
$17.5
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$30
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$5
RULER™
chicken cutlet, harissa vodka sauce, pancetta, calabrian chili, asiago, basil, fresh mozzarella on seeded crust
$17.5
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$30
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$5
$15
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$25
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$4.50
SKETA™
white pie, chopped tomato, pickled red onion, fresh mozzarella, basil, garlic, herbs
$15
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$25
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$4.50
RED & VODKA
NJ tomatoes roasted in-house
$15
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$25
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$4.50
OLDMAN BROOKLYN™
our margherita pie... house-made mozzarella, deep marinara, pecorino & fresh basil
$15
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$25
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$4.50
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$7
BURRATA PIE™
vodka pie w/ asiago, basil, harissa & burrata
$20
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$40
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$7
$17.50
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$30
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$5
BOLONESE™
meat ragu, fresh mozzarella, parsley & calabrian chili oil
$17.50
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$5
$17.50
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$30
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$5
MOTHER. ITALY. PROUD™
vodka sauce, cheese ravioli, smoked mozzarella, basil & pecorino
$17.50
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$30
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$5
$15
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$25
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$4.50
GRANDMA PATTI™
grandma patti’s parm pie w/ fresh mozzarella, parm, marinara, ricotta & basil
$15
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$25
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$4.50
choose chicken cutlet, eggplant cutlet, meatballs or sausage
choose vodka sauce or marinara
choose fresh mozzarella or smoked mozzarella
$15
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$25
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$4.50
HOUSE™
homemade spicy marinara w/ smoked & fresh mozzarella ...tony’s favorite pie!
$15
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$25
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$4.50
$15
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$25
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$4.50
MOONSHINER™
pink vodka sauce w/ fresh mozzarella, asiago & fresh basil
$15
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$25
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$15
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$4.50
PINKY™
extra smoked pepperoni w/ vodka sauce & smoked mozzarella
$15
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$25
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$4.50
$15
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$25
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$4.50
JERSEY FIST-PUMP™
sliced fennel sausage, green peppers, onion, smoked mozzarella & a whole lotta ehh yo!
$15
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$25
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$4.50
$17.50
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$5
CASINO CARNIVORE™
meat lovers unite! 10 meats ravaged by mozzarella...noah’s ark of pizza
$17.50
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$30
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$5
$17.50
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$30
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$5
GAMBLER™
spicy marinara w/ soppressata, capicola, ham, smoked mozzarella, salt, pepper, oregano, evoo & red wine vinegar... everything in moderation right?
$17.50
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$30
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$5
$15
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$4.50
HAWAIIAN FLUSH™
our hawaiian pie- ham, pineapple, w/ smoked bacon & maybe a nice lil‘ hula chick if your lucky...
$15
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$25
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$4.50
WHITE
NON-RED AMAZING F#CKIN SAUCES
$15
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$25
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$4.50
1900's™
our house white pie w/ fresh mozzarella, herbs, muenster, smoked mozzarella, provolone & ricotta
$15
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$25
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$4.50
$17.50
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$30
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$5
PULQUE™
8 hour oaxacan pulque chipotle mole roasted carne asada style brisket, mexican string cheese & cilantro
$17.50
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$30
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$5
$17.50
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$30
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$5
U.T.B.™
sesame seed crust, asiago creamed spinach pie, fresh mozzarella w/ thin shoe-string crispy onion rings
$17.50
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$30
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$5
$17.50
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$30
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$5
CHORIZO FUNDITO™
white w/ spicy chorizo, mexican string cheese, crema & cilantro
$17.50
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$30
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$5
$17.50
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$30
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$5
HEART-ATTACK™
buffalo chicken mac n cheese w/ smoked bacon and homemade buttermilk ranch
$17.50
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$30
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$5
$15
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$25
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$4.50
IRON MON™
jamaican pineapple scotch bonnet jerk fried chicken w/ smoked mozzarella & scallions...no ganja mon...sorry
$15
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$25
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$4.50
$15
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$4.50
JEWISH COWBOY™
jewish passover BBQ brisket, smoked mozzarella, beet horseradish & parsley...take that to the temple!
$15
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$25
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$4.50
$15
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$25
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$4.50
BANGKOK BOARDWALK™
spicy thai sauce, hand battered fried chicken, fresh jalapenos, cilantro, crushed honey roasted peanuts & black toasted sesame seeds
$15
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$25
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$4.50
rated top ninja turtle inspired pizza by Bon Appetit Magazine
$15
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$25
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$4.50
S#ITFACED™
beer battered chicken breast w/ homemade honey stout bbq sauce, mozzarella & cheddar...the best...umm...sober pizza?
$15
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$4.50
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$5
DUCKTOWN™
sirloin steak, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella w/ garlic & herbs
$17.50
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$30
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$5
$15
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$25
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$4.50
WINGER™
house battered buttermilk chicken, sweet & spicy buffalo sauce, fresh mozzarella & blue cheese w/ a side of celery...TOUCHDOWN!
$15
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GAUCHITO™
argentinian chimichurri sauce & fresh homemade mozzarella...che chamuyero! choose steak or cauliflower
$15
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$15
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$4.50
PANCHO FRANCO™
grilled chicken, fresh avocado, chopped cilantro, pickled jalapeno crema, hand-pulled queso oaxaca & jalapeno potato chips...
$15
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UNCLE JEMIMA™
buttermilk fried chicken, homemade waffles, sharp cheddar & local maple syrup...no mash liquor!
$17.50
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$30
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$5
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$25
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$4.50
GENERAL KHAN™
mongolian style general tso;s spicy sweet & sour peanut sauce, asian fried chicken with toasted sesame seeds, mozzarella & scallions
$15
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$15
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PABLO BASTARDO™
fried mex-chic, black beans, chipotle-house-sauce, cilantro & smoked queso oaxaca
$15
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$4.50
$15
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$4.50
TIKKA™
homemade indian tikka masala coconut curry w/ hand pressed paneer cheese, jalapeños & fresh cilantro
$15
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$15
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$25
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$4.50
MEX-CORN HUSKER™
jersey roasted corn (when in season), hand-pulled queso oaxaca, pickled jalapeno crema & topped w/ fresh cilantro & dusted w/ chilies
$15
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AY DIOS MIO-MAC!™
our cheesy mac n‘ cheese pie topped w/ chipotle-house-sauce & cilantro
$15
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GARDENERS BASIN™
white pie w/ fresh herbs, mozzarella, chopped tomato & broccoli rabe w/ fresh ricotta
$15
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BLUM’S FOREST™
white pie w/ house-made arugula/basil pesto w/ hand pulled mozzarella & fresh ricotta
$15
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PESTO 4 THE RESTO™
Jersey basil pesto (no nuts), w/ fresh mozzarella & pecorino
$17.50
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$30
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FRENCH ONION SOUP™
melted gruyere, onion soup & caramelized onions
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ROYAL BALLS™
Truffle butter roasted Brussel sprouts, smoked mozzarella
$17.50
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CUBA LIBRE!™
smoked ham, garlic mojo, churri-verde, sour dill pickles & havarti
$17.50
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$30
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$5
VEGAN PIZZA
100% VEGAN. NO ANIMAL. FREE WILLY.
$15
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$25
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$4.50
KING™
moroccan roasted cauliflower, red quinoa, lemon tahini hummus, golden raisins & a harissa chimichurri
$15
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$4.50
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KALEIENTE™
roasted kale, mexican black bean hummus, avocado, cilantro & homemade salsa verde
$15
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$4.50
YOGI™
coconut curry tikka masala, mushrooms, broccoli rabe & cilantro chutney
$15
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$25
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$4.50
BUILD YOUR OWN
GO DOWN THE LINE...LET US KNOW HOW YOU WANT IT AND WE WILL BANG IT OUT!
#1 SIZE
12" sm | 18" xl | thin square | thick square | stromboli sm | stromboli xl
#2 CRUSTS
original ac | whole wheat | gluten free
#3 SAUCE - BASE
ac red | spicy red | vodka pink | spicy vodka pink | creamed spinach
#4 TOPPINGS - MEAT
smoked pepperoni | ham | fennel sausage | copa ham | sopressata | smoked bacon | grilled chicken | homemade meatballs | fried chicken cutlet
#5 TOPPINGS - VEGGIE
onions | mushrooms | broccoli rabe | green peppers | jalapeno | corn | roasted garlic | eggplant cutlet
#6 TOPPINGS - CHEESE
sharp cheddar | havarti | fresh mozzarella | smoked mozzarella | creamy goat | gruyere | bleu cheese
#7 TOPPINGS - GARNISH
cilantro | basil | parsley | crushed peanuts | potato chips | pumpkin seeds
GRILL WORK IS WHAT WE DO...NO ASSEMBLY LINE SCOOP & GO. ALL SUBS MADE ON 100% ATLANTIC CITY ROLLS. ALSO AVAILABLE IN WHITE OR WHOLE WHEAT BURRITOS.
STEAK
SIRLOIN & RIBEYE
$11.50
OLE'®
mezcal marinated 10 spiced steak, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca
$11.50
choose steak, chicken or veggies
Winner: Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle
Winner: LIVE w/ Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition
Winner: Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey
Featured on Bitchin' Kitchen, Cooking Channel & more
$12.50
RODEO CLOWN™ - NEW!
panko crusted chicken fried steak (no chicken, weird right?!) w/ creamy grits, white pepper gravy & smoked white cheddar
$12.50
$12
CHICHI™ - NEW!
ribeye steak, chili, sharp white wiz, scallions, chicharones
$12
$12.50
FON-DUUUDE™ - NEW!
steak, roasted garlic spread, 3 cheese mushroom fondue [gruyere, emmental, raclette] w/ caramelized onions
$12.50
$12
OUI OUI
French onion soup cheesesteak w/ caramelized onions & gruyere
$12
$11.50
CUBUBBA
steak, smoked ham, house dill pickles, garlic mojo, chimichurri, havarti
$11.50
$11.50
GRAVYTRAIN™
steak, mashed potato, cheese curds, hand cut fries, spicy gravy & scallions
$11.50
$11.50
BAD LEROY®
our new, goat cheesy, spicy jalapeño, beet horseradish, w/ creamy havarti punch to your mouth B/C he is bad...
$11.50
Winner: Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey
$11
BROTHERLY LOVE™
steak, w/ house-made white whiz, fried onions, long-hot & cherry pepper relish & fried long hot peppers
$11
$11.50
BAP-BAP™
Korean BBQ sauce, house fermented kimchi, fried egg, sesame oil w/ toasted sesame seeds & smoked mozzarella
$11.50
choose smoked cauliflower or steak
$11.50
FORKIN' KNIFE™
homemade steak sauce, beet horseradish aioli, sauteed mushrooms, crispy fried onions & sharp cheddar
$11.50
choose steak or cauliflower
$12
DUCKTOWN MELT™
grilled steak w/ smoked bacon & melted fresh mozzarella on garlic bread
$12
$12
THE NUCK™
grilled steak, hard boiled egg, smoked bacon, country ham, garlic mayo & melted havarti
$12
$11.50
GAUCHO
grilled steak, Argentinian chimichurri, fresh mozzarella, fried jalapenos
$11.50
SEAFOOD
FRESH FROM DA SEA
$13
CRABBY-CHICKEN-KILLER™
local crab, grilled chicken, drawn butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spices (NO SUBSTITUTIONS)
$13
$13
BLUDDY WANKER™ - NEW!
beer battered cod, pickled beet tarter, fried potatoes & malt vinegar
$13
CHICKEN
GRILLED OR CUTLET
$13
JERZEY JEZEBEL™ - NEW!
hand dipped nashville fried chicken, smoked sour dill pickles, warm smoked cheddar polenta, dill aioli
$13
$12
SHITFACED 3000™
beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella & fritos
$12
$11.50
PASS-DE-DUTCHIE™
grilled pineapple, jamaican scotch bonnet jerk fried chicken w/ smoked mozzarella & scallions...now pass that ish!
$11.50
$11
GENERAL GENGHIS™
general tso's mongolian style fried chicken, kale, smoked mozzarella, scallions & black sesame seeds
$11
$11.50
SHOOBIE™
fried chicken, buttermilk ranch, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato & fresh mozzarella...an oldie but goodie!
$11.50
$11.50
500 CLUB™
chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, smoked bacon, melted havarti, lettuce & tomato
$11.50
$11.50
PO' DOC CARVER™
buttermilk fried chicken, house chipotle sauce, fresh smoked mozzarella, lettuce & tomato
$11.50
$11.50
MISS SIAM™
spicy thai sauce, rice noodles, fresh jalapenos, cilantro, crushed honey roasted peanuts & black toasted sesame seeds
$11.50
choose hand battered fried chicken, steak or cauliflower
$11.50
BOKEN-BOY®
hand breaded chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, baby arugula, ffresh smoked mozzarella, lemon, evoo
$11.50
$11.50
S.P.A.™
melted creamy havarti, garlic mayo w/ baby arugula & lemon vinaigrette
$11.50
choose grilled chicken or fennel sausage
$11.50
TIO BASTARDO™
fried chicken, black bean, chipotle-house-sauce, cilantro, avocado, tomato & smoked queso...yes he is
$11.50
$11.50
DIVING BUFFALO™
homemade fried chicken, buffalo sauce, maytag blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella w/ crunchy celery
$11.50
$12
U.T.B.™
chicken cutlet, asiago creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella & crispy shoe string onions on our sesame seed roll
$12
$11
PUNJABO™
indian tikka masala coconut curry sauce, hand pressed paneer cheese, sliced jalapenos & fresh cilantro
$11
choose fried chicken or cauliflower
$11.50
BURRO™
grilled chicken, avocado, pickled jalapeno crema, queso oaxaca, cilantro & jalapeño potato chips
$11.50
$12
UNCLE PENNYBAGS
chicken cutlet, broccoli rabe, sunflower seed pesto (no nuts), roasted red peppers, salted ricotta & fresh mozzarella
$12
PARMS
OLD-SCHOOL W/ A NEW SCHOOL TWIST
$12
THE RULER™ - NEW!
seeded roll, pancetta harissa vodka sauce, smoked mozzarella, asiago, basil
$12
choice of chicken cutlet, eggplant, sausage or meatballs
$12
GEPPETTO™
our house parm sub w/ salted ricotta, fresh basil & pecorino
$12
choose chicken cutlet, eggplant cutlet, meatballs or sausage
choose vodka sauce or marinara
choose fresh mozzarella or smoked mozzarella
$12
BALLER!™
riceballs, vodka sauce, ricotta, asiago, fresh mozzarella, basil
$12
BRISKET
8 HOUR SLOW ROASTED
$12
PULQUE™
8 hour oaxacan pulque chipotle mole roasted carne asada style brisket, mexican string cheese & cilantro
$12
SAUSAGE
HOUSE-MADE
$12
PIGFACE KILLER™
pulled pork, apple cider hickory bbq, smoked mozzarella, purple slaw, crispy onions
$12
$12
BAD HOMBRES™
mexican chorizo, string cheese, crema, tortilla chips & jalapenos
$12
$12
UPTOWN HEAT™
fennel sausage, broccoli rabe, garlic aioli, smoked mozzarella
$12
$12
DA GINZ0™
fennel sausage, calabrian chili, fresh smoked mozzarella, crispy onions, garlic aioli
$12
VEGAN
100% VEGETARIAN
$11
WAT WAT!™ - NEW!
thai red curry, rice noodles, roasted brussel sprouts, bamboo shoots, sesame seeds, thai basil
$11
$11
FUEGO™ - NEW!
roasted kale, cauliflower, refried black beans, avocado, cilantro & verde-churri, tortilla chips, pumpkin seeds
$11
$11
THY ZOHAN™
house made falafel, garlic lemon tahini hummus, cucumbers, roasted moroccan carrots w/ harissa, chopped parsley & cucumber mint yogurt dressing
$11
$11
HUDSON™
roasted cauliflower, hummus, harissa, chimichurri, golden raisins, baby arugulas & havarti
$11
$11
GURU™
brussel sprouts, crispy onions, indian tikka masala (coconut curry), cilantro
$11
Submarines - Cold
$12
THE COMMISSION™ - NEW!
The definitive italian sub. calabrian 'nduja spread, soppressata, spicy capicola, mortadella, fresh smoked mozzarella, crispy shallots, calabrian chili relish & sicilian dressing
$12
$12
MR. MIYAGI™ - NEW!
seaweed salad, kew pie japanese mayo spicy tuna salad (not raw), black sesame seeds, rayu togarashi
$12
$11
OPA OPA™ - NEW!
tahini hummus, grilled halloumi, chopped kalamata olives, sliced cucumbers, tomato & mint yogurt
$11
$11
INDIAN CLUB™ - NEW!
curry mayo, roasted turkey, paneer cheese, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, verde-churri
$11
$11
EGGS R THE DEVIL™ - NEW!
deviled-egg salad w/ smoked fresh mozzarella & parsley
$11
$12
WHIP-IT™ - NEW!
whipped tuna salad, calabrian chili relish & smoked fresh mozzarella
$12
$11
FARM TABLE™
fresh mozzarella, jersey tomatoes, arugula/basil pesto, baby arugula, lemon & garlic hummus w/ balsamic, honey & brown sugar reduction
$11
$11
MISS ‘MERICA™
house roasted turkey breast, fresh smoked mozzarella, garlic aioli, baby arugula, tomatoes w/ lemon & evoo
$11
$11.50
VOLSTEAD™
house roasted turkey, pickled jalapeno aioli, fresh sliced avocado, jalapeno potato chips, fresh cilantro & country sharp cheddar
$11.50
BUILD YOUR OWN SUB
GO DOWN THE LINE...LET US KNOW HOW YOU WANT IT AND WE WILL BANG-IT-OUT!
#1 BREAD
10" AC submarine | white wrap | wheat wrap | gluten free submarine | over fries
$.50
#2 SPREADS
garlic mayo | horseradish mayo | jalapeno mayo | salted ricotta | hummus | red pepper relish
$.50
$2
#3 MEAT
roasted turkey | smoked pepperoni | ham | fennel sausage | copa ham | sopressata | smoked bacon | grilled chicken | homemade meatballs | fried chicken cutlet | pulled pork
$2
$1
#4 VEGGIE
onions | button mushrooms | broccoli rabe | green peppers | jalapeno | corn | roasted garlic | fried potatoes | eggplant cutlet | lettuce | tomato | black beans | cauliflower
$1
$1.50
#5 CHEESE
sharp cheddar | havarti | fresh mozzarella | smoked mozzarella | creamy goat | hallumi
$1.50
$.50
#6 SAUCE
marinara | spicy marinara | vodka pink | spicy vodka pink | tikka masala | buffalo | smoked bbq | honey stout bbq | blue cheese | ranch | chipotle | brown gravy
$.50
$.25
#7 GARNISH
cilantro | basil | parsley | crushed peanuts | potato chips | pumpkin seeds
$.25
$12. FRESH & LOCAL PRODUCE DELIVERED DAILY
Salads
$12
TAQUINO™
roasted corn, black bean, tomato, jack, avocado, cilantro, tortilla chips w/ chipotle ranch
$12
choose grilled chicken, steak or mushroom
$12
ROAST™ - NEW!
vegan salad w/ roasted brussel sprouts, curried cauliflower, broccoli rabe, mushroom over kale w/ harissa tahini dressing
$12
$12
BELMONT™
spicy herb grilled chicken w/ fresh mozzarella, croutons & pickled red onions w/ spicy caesar dressing
$12
$12
BOKEN GIRL™
baby arugula, sicilian soppressata, homemade fresh smoked mozzarella, chopped tomato & hand breaded chicken cutlet w/ lemon vinaigrette dressing
$12
$12
BUFF-O-GREENS™
romaine, maytag bleu cheese crumble, chopped celery, hand battered buffalo chicken & fresh mozzarella w/ lemon vinaigrette dressing
$12
$12
NERO™
romaine, house-made croutons, shaved asiago, red onions, hard boiled egg w/ spicy & smokey caesar dressing
$12
grilled chicken, steak or cauliflower
$12
PUEBLA™
romaine, roasted nj corn, black beans, tomato, queso oaxaca, toasted pumpkin seeds, cilantro & tortilla chips w/ cilantro crema dressing
$12
mole grilled chicken, mole grilled steak or mole grilled mushrooms
$12
THAI SUMMER™
romaine, pickled cucumber & carrots, honey roasted crushed peanuts, fresh cilantro & chopped tomato w/ sweet & spicy thai dressing
$12
choose sriracha grilled chicken, sriracha steak or sriracha cauliflower
$12
GREEKTOWN™
romaine, grilled halloumi cheese, kalamata olive, tomato, cucumber & chopped fresh parsley w/ creamy greek dressing
$12
$12
GARBANZA™
romaine, lemon & garlic hummus, homemade falafel, chopped tomato, provolone & chopped parsley w/ lemon vinaigrette dressing
$12
$12
CHIBO™
baby arugula w/ grilled chicken, chopped tomato, pecorino & goat cheese w/ lemon vinaigrette dressing
$12
$12
KEEN-WAH™
kale, quinoa, roasted moroccan carrots, curry roasted cauliflower, golden raisins & havarti w/ mint cucumber yogurt dressing
$12
$12
UPTOWN COBB™
romaine, grilled chicken, avocado, smoked bacon, chopped egg, blue cheese crumble & tomato w/ lemon vinaigrette dressing
$12
w/ blue cheese & celery 5 $7.50 | 10 $13.50 | 20 $25 | 30 $35 | 40 $45 | 50 $50
REGULAR, BONELESS OR NAKED (GLUTEN FREE)
PHU-KET™
thai red curry, kaffir lime, thai basil
OLE™
chipotle-house-sauce, cilantro
GANJA™
pineapple scotch bonnet jamaican jerk
MOSES™
mike's grandma's passover sauce w/ beet horseradish & parsley
GENERAL KAHN™
sticky mongolian sweet & spicy w/ crushed peanuts & lemongrass
WINGER™
homemade buffalo sauce w/ cayenne & serrano
BAYOU™
butter battered w/ bayou spices, fresh garlic & parsley
INKA™
smokey & spicy chipotle w/ cilantro
SHITFACED™
honey stout bbq
THAI™
sweet & spicy thai sauce w/ fresh cilantro & peanut
BAP-BAP™
Korean BBQ w/ sesame seeds
DIABLO™
habanero, serrano & ghost pepper buffalo sauce
TIKKA™
Indian tikka masala sauce w/ cilantro
SAIGON™
honey sriracha & black sesame seeds
hand cut, triple fried.
$4
/
$7
HOUSE™
hand cut fresh fries w/ a side of lemon & garlic aioli
$4
/
$7
add cheese (smoked mozzarella, fresh mozzarella, havarti, goat, american white wiz, provolone, cheddar, jack, etc...)+$1
$9.35
/
$14
CRABBY™ - NEW!
jumbo lump crab, drawn butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spices
$9.35
/
$14
$9.35
/
$14
RODEO QUEEN™ - NEW!
creamy grits, smoked white cheddar & white pepper gravy
$9.35
/
$14
$9.35
/
$14
FON-DUDER™ - NEW!
3 cheese mushroom fondue [gruyere, emmental, raclette] w/ carmelized onions
$9.35
/
$14
$9.35
/
$14
FRENCH ONION SOUP FRIES™ - NEW!
melted gruyere, onion soup & caramelized onions
$9.35
/
$14
$9.35
/
$14
BOLONESE™
meat ragu, fresh mozzarella, parsley & calabrian chili oil
$9.35
/
$14
$9.35
/
$14
PULQUE™
carne asada brisket, mexican string cheese & cilantro
$9.35
/
$14
$7.75
/
$12.50
VERDE™
salsa verde, roasted corn, crema, string cheese & cilantro
$7.75
/
$12.50
$7.75
/
$12.50
BANGKOK™
thai sauce, jalapenos, cilantro, mozzarella & sesame
$7.75
/
$12.50
$7.75
/
$12.50
SHITFACED™
honey stout BBQ sauce, fresh mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$7.75
/
$12.50
$7.75
/
$12.50
ALOO™
indian tikka masala sauce, homemade paneer cheese & fresh cilantro
$7.75
/
$12.50
$7.75
/
$12.50
BASTARDO™
chipotle-house-sauce, black beans, queso oaxaca (homemade mexican string cheese) & cilantro
$7.75
/
$12.50
$7.75
/
$12.50
WINGER™
sweet & spicy buffalo sauce, blue cheese, mozzarella & chopped celery
$7.75
/
$12.50
$9.35
/
$14
BARBARIAN™
smoked bacon, homemade buttermilk ranch & mozzarella
$9.35
/
$14
$7.75
/
$12.50
BAYOU™
bayou spices, drawn butter, fresh garlic, melted mozzarella & fresh parsley
$7.75
/
$12.50
$9.35
/
$14
MONOPOLY™
7 cheese fries w/ smoked bacon
$9.35
/
$14
$9.35
/
$14
DISCO QUEEN™
spicy gravy w/ cheese curds & scallions
$9.35
/
$14
$9.35
/
$14
'SHINER™
vodka sauce, pepperoni, smoked mozzarella, parsley
$9.35
/
$14
CHOOSE REGULAR - WHOLE WHEAT - GLUTEN FREE
ZITI PASTA BAKES
$18
CRABBY PARM™ - NEW!
local crab, drawn butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spices, parsley (NO SUBSTITUTIONS)
$18
$18
WOOFER PARM™ - NEW!
texas steak chili mac-n-cheese w/ sharp cheddar & scallions
$18
$18
UTB PARM™ - NEW!
asiago creamed spinach, sesame seeds, chicken cutlet & crispy shallots
$18
$15
JERSEY FIST-PUMP PARM™ - NEW!
sliced fennel sausage, marinara, green peppers, onion, smoked mozzarella & a whole lotta ehh yo!
$15
$18
FON-DUDE PARM™ - NEW!
steak, 3 cheese mushroom fondue [gruyere, emmental, raclette] w/ carmelized onions
$18
$18
YEEHAW! PARM™ - NEW!
panko crusted chicken fried steak (no chicken, weird right?!) w/ creamy grits, white pepper gravy & smoked white cheddar
$18
$15
UNCLE PENNYBAGS PARM
chicken cutlet, broccoli rabe, sunflower seed pesto (no nuts), roasted red peppers, salted ricotta & fresh mozzarella
$15
$18
BOLONESE PARM™
meat ragu, fresh mozzarella, parsley & calabrian chili oil
$18
$18
PULQUE PARM™
carne asada brisket w/ mexican string cheese & cilantro
$18
$15
BUFF-O-PARM™
buffalo chicken w/ maytag blue cheese, crispy celery & melted fresh mozzarella
$15
$15
OLE PARM™
mezcal marinated [steak, grilled chicken, fried chicken or veggie], chipotle, fried onions, cilantro & mexican string cheese
$15
$15
MILLIE PARM™
w/ salted ricotta, fresh basil & pecorino
$15
choose chicken cutlet, eggplant cutlet, meatballs or sausage
choose vodka sauce or marinara
choose fresh mozzarella or smoked mozzarella
$15
TIKKA PARM™
[fried chicken or cauliflower] indian tikka masala , paneer, jalapeños & cilantro
$15
$15
BANGKOK PARM™
[fried chicken or cauliflower] pad thai sauce, jalapenos, crushed honey peanuts, cilantro, sesame seeds
$15
All made in-house
$12.50
MOZZARELLA STICK SAMPLER™
can't choose? It's all good! One of each flavor (5 total) w/ choice of dipping sauce.
$12.50
$11.50
ORIGINAL PRETZEL MOZZARELLA STICKS™
pennsylvania dutch pretzel crusted w/ super creamy homemade mozzarella. marinara or vodka sauce
$11.50
$12.50
TRUFFLE MOZZARELLA STICKS™
homemade truffle mozzarella w/ a truffle panko bread crumb crust. marinara or vodka sauce
$12.50
$12.50
PESTO MOZZARELLASTICKS™
homemade pesto mozzarella w/ a pesto & pecorino bread crumb crust. marinara or vodka sauce
$12.50
$12.50
CHIPOTLE MOZZARELLA STICKS™
homemade chipotle mozzarella w/ a oaxacan spiced bread crumb crust. chipotle ranch
$12.50
$12.50
SMOKED MOZZARELLA STICKS™
homemade smoked mozzarella w/ italian bread crumb crust. marinara or vodka sauce
$12.50
$12.50
UNICORN BLOOD MOZZARELLA STICKS™
rainbow mozzarella sticks. a unicorn died for them so you know they are delicious.
$12.50
$10.00
'CHINI™
5 homemade mozzarella stuffed rice-balls w/ side of vodka sauce
$10.00
$10.00
CHICKEN TENDERS & FRIES™
3 hand battered chicken tenders w/ choice of dipping sauce
$10.00
$5.00
CHEEZY GARLIC BREAD
w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce
$5.00
MADE EVERY DAY
$8
/
$12
GRANDMA'S MATZO BALL™
(16 oz w/ one ball or 32 oz w/ 2 balls) tony's grandmother's 3rd generation recipe w/ 2 matzo balls & lots of love
$8
/
$12
no mass produced commercial beverages
$2.80
Joes Tea™
lemon, green, black, peach, raspberry, 1/2 & 1/2, lemonade, sweet
$2.80
$2.80
Pucks Fountain™
black cherry, cane cola, diet cane cola, sharp birch beer, ginger ale, vanilla cream
$2.80
$2.80
Boylan's™ Bottles
cane cola, diet cane cola, black cherry, diet black cherry, birch beer, ginger ale, cream, root beer, diet root beer, seltzer, orange, grape, apple cider, shirley temple,
$2.80
GET YA SWEET TOOTH READY...
$7.75
CARNEY BALLS™
homemade mini bite-size zeppoles, tossed in brown sugar then covered in melted hazelnut chocolate sauce & peanut butter cream then topped w/ crushed honey roasted peanuts
$7.75
HAND-PULLED USING LOCAL MILK
machines to make mozzarella...no shot
$12.00
ORIGINAL SEA SALT MOZZARELLA
kosher sea salt
$12.00
$15.00
PESTO MOZZARELLA
no nuts
$15.00
$15.00
TRUFFLE MOZZARELLA
white and black shaved truffles
$15.00
$15.00
SMOKED MOZZARELLA
hickory, agave & molasses
$15.00
$15.00
BURRATA
stuffed mozzarella w/ heavy cream, ricotta, butter, parsley
$15.00
Monday-Friday, 11AM-3PM, EAT-IN ONLY.
SLICES
BUY ANY 2 SLICES & GET GARLIC KNOTS & UNLIMITED FOUNTAIN SODA FREE
SUBMARINES & BURRITOS
BUY ANY SUB OR BURRITO & GET HOUSE FRIES & UNLIMITED FOUNTAIN SODA