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PIZZA SUBS & BURRITOS SALADS WINGS FRIES & NACHOS PASTA BOWLS MOZZARELLA STICKS APPETIZERS SOUP DRINKS SWEETS MOZZARELLA LUNCH SPECIAL BRUNCH IS BACK!

ROUND: 12" SM or 18" XL - SQUARE: thin or thick +$5 - STROMBOLI: SM or XL - CRUSTS: Original AC, Whole wheat +1/2 or gluten free +5 (sm round only)

DAILY STUNTIN' PIZZA

ALL ORIGINALS INVENTED BY US. OFTEN IMITATED, NEVER DUPLICATED. 18" PIES ONLY. NO SMALLS.

$10 / $90

MONDAY - JERSEY HOT DEVIL™

tennessee biscuit crust, nashville hot chicken, smoked grits, white cheddar, sour pickles & dill aioli.

$10 / $90

MONDAY ONLY. slices available all day & pre-order whole pies!

featured on Travel Channel Best Places to Pig-Out

$12 / $80

TUESDAY - TACO TACO TACO PIZZA™

yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! shhhh it's still on the secret menu! Also available by the slice. With over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have.

$12 / $80

TUESDAY ONLY. slices available all day & pre-order whole pies!

featured on about every media outlet known to man-kind. Food Network, Travel Channel, Rachel Ray Show, Today Show, etc...

$10 / $90

WEDENSDAY - ラーメンピザを食べる™ DEVOUR RAMEN PIZZA™

Devour Power™ X Tony Boloney's collaboration. 3 months, over 30 ramen joints to find the perfect recipe. Ramen noodle crust, shoyu broth, pickled soy boiled egg, rayu, shichimi tougarashi, wageri togarashi, nori flakes, toasted sesame seeds, miring, spicy chili oil & scallions (one size)

$10 / $90

WEDNESDAY ONLY. slices available all day & pre-order whole pies!

featured on Amazon Prime + Thrillist Really Dough

$10 / $90

THURSDAY - PAPA CHARLIE SPAGHETTI PIE™

Papa Charlie was looking to put the hurtin' on the whole family with this one! homemade spaghetti crust (no dough...really dough?!?!), eggs, pecorino, panna, fresh mozzarella, calabrain chili & basil. 5 hats!!!!!

$10 / $90

THURSDAY ONLY. slices available all day & pre-order whole pies!

Featured on the Today Show

$7 / $40

FRIDAY - SI-KNOT-TRA™

Garlic knot pie w/ spicy vodka sauce, smoked pepperoni & homemade smoked mozzarella.

$7 / $40

FRIDAY ONLY. slices available all day & pre-order whole pies!

SEASONAL

$17.5 / $30 / $5

POT PIE™

chicken pot pie: peas, carrots, cream, chicken, sharp wiz

$17.5 / $30 / $5

PUMPKIN BUTTA™

truffle roasted pumpkin, havarti, ricotta, toasted pumpkin seeds

$17.5 / $30 / $5

CHOWDA™

new england clam chowda, smoked mozzarella, bread crumb crust

$17.5 / $30 / $5

HOT LUNCH™

sloppy joe, calabrian chili, sharp prov, crispy onion, bread crumb crust

$17.5 / $30 / $5

OMO! 오모™

steak or cauliflower, korean BBQ, kimchi, egg, sesame, provolone

$17.5 / $30 / $5

DAS YODELER™

3 cheese mushroom fondue, roasted garlic, caramelized onion

$17.5 / $30 / $5

SHROOMER™

spicy marinara, ‘shrooms, havarti, bread crumb crust

$17.5 / $30 / $5

RULER™

chicken cutlet, harissa vodka sauce, pancetta, calabrian chili, asiago, basil, fresh mozzarella on seeded crust

$17.5 / $30 / $5

RED & VODKA

NJ tomatoes roasted in-house

$15 / $25 / $4.50

OLDMAN BROOKLYN™

our margherita pie... house-made mozzarella, deep marinara, pecorino & fresh basil

$15 / $25 / $4.50

$20 / $40 / $7

BURRATA PIE™

vodka pie w/ asiago, basil, harissa & burrata

$20 / $40 / $7

$17.50 / $30 / $5

BOLONESE™

meat ragu, fresh mozzarella, parsley & calabrian chili oil

$17.50 / $30 / $5

MOTHER. ITALY. PROUD™

vodka sauce, cheese ravioli, smoked mozzarella, basil & pecorino

$17.50 / $30 / $5

$15 / $25 / $4.50

GRANDMA PATTI™

grandma patti’s parm pie w/ fresh mozzarella, parm, marinara, ricotta & basil

$15 / $25 / $4.50

choose chicken cutlet, eggplant cutlet, meatballs or sausage

choose vodka sauce or marinara

choose fresh mozzarella or smoked mozzarella

$15 / $25 / $4.50

HOUSE™

homemade spicy marinara w/ smoked & fresh mozzarella ...tony’s favorite pie!

$15 / $25 / $4.50

MOONSHINER™

pink vodka sauce w/ fresh mozzarella, asiago & fresh basil

$15 / $25 / $4.50

PINKY™

extra smoked pepperoni w/ vodka sauce & smoked mozzarella

$15 / $25 / $4.50

JERSEY FIST-PUMP™

sliced fennel sausage, green peppers, onion, smoked mozzarella & a whole lotta ehh yo!

$15 / $25 / $4.50

$17.50 / $30 / $5

CASINO CARNIVORE™

meat lovers unite! 10 meats ravaged by mozzarella...noah’s ark of pizza

$17.50 / $30 / $5

GAMBLER™

spicy marinara w/ soppressata, capicola, ham, smoked mozzarella, salt, pepper, oregano, evoo & red wine vinegar... everything in moderation right?

$17.50 / $30 / $5

$15 / $25 / $4.50

HAWAIIAN FLUSH™

our hawaiian pie- ham, pineapple, w/ smoked bacon & maybe a nice lil‘ hula chick if your lucky...

$15 / $25 / $4.50

WHITE

NON-RED AMAZING F#CKIN SAUCES

$15 / $25 / $4.5

DA COUNT™

our new house white pie w/ garlic bread spread, fontina, manchango, smoked mozzarella, asiago & pecorino

$15 / $25 / $4.5

$15 / $25 / $4.50

CHORIZO FUNDITO™

white w/ spicy chorizo, mexican string cheese, crema & cilantro

$15 / $25 / $4.50

$17.50 / $30 / $5

U.T.B.™

sesame seed crust, asiago creamed spinach pie, fresh mozzarella w/ thin shoe-string crispy onion rings

$17.50 / $30 / $5

HEART-ATTACK™

buffalo chicken mac n cheese w/ smoked bacon and homemade buttermilk ranch

$17.50 / $30 / $5

$15 / $25 / $4.50

JEWISH COWBOY™

jewish passover BBQ brisket, smoked mozzarella, beet horseradish & parsley...take that to the temple!

$15 / $25 / $4.50

BANGKOK BOARDWALK™

spicy thai sauce, hand battered fried chicken, fresh jalapenos, cilantro, crushed honey roasted peanuts & black toasted sesame seeds

$15 / $25 / $4.50

rated top ninja turtle inspired pizza by Bon Appetit Magazine

$15 / $25 / $4.50

S#ITFACED™

beer battered chicken breast w/ homemade honey stout bbq sauce, mozzarella & cheddar...the best...umm...sober pizza?

$15 / $25 / $4.50

$17.50 / $30 / $5

DUCKTOWN™

sirloin steak, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella w/ garlic & herbs

$17.50 / $30 / $5

$15 / $25 / $4.50

WINGER™

house battered buttermilk chicken, sweet & spicy buffalo sauce, fresh mozzarella & blue cheese w/ a side of celery...TOUCHDOWN!

$15 / $25 / $4.50

PANCHO FRANCO™

grilled chicken, fresh avocado, chopped cilantro, pickled jalapeno crema, hand-pulled queso oaxaca & jalapeno potato chips...

$15 / $25 / $4.50

$17.50 / $30 / $5

UNCLE JEMIMA™

buttermilk fried chicken, homemade waffles, sharp cheddar & local maple syrup...no mash liquor!

$17.50 / $30 / $5

$15 / $25 / $4.50

GENERAL KHAN™

mongolian style general tso;s spicy sweet & sour peanut sauce, asian fried chicken with toasted sesame seeds, mozzarella & scallions

$15 / $25 / $4.50

TIKKA™

homemade indian tikka masala coconut curry w/ hand pressed paneer cheese, jalapeños & fresh cilantro

$15 / $25 / $4.50

MEX-CORN HUSKER™

jersey roasted corn (when in season), hand-pulled queso oaxaca, pickled jalapeno crema & topped w/ fresh cilantro & dusted w/ chilies

$15 / $25 / $4.50

AY DIOS MIO-MAC!™

our cheesy mac n‘ cheese pie topped w/ chipotle-house-sauce & cilantro

$15 / $25 / $4.50

$17.50 / $30 / $5

FRENCH ONION SOUP™

melted gruyere, onion soup & caramelized onions

$17.50 / $30 / $5

ROYAL BALLS™

Truffle butter roasted Brussel sprouts, smoked mozzarella

$17.50 / $30 / $5

CUBA LIBRE!™

smoked ham, garlic mojo, churri-verde, sour dill pickles & havarti

$17.50 / $30 / $5

VEGAN PIZZA

100% VEGAN. NO ANIMAL. FREE WILLY.

$17.50 / $30 / $5

PHONI RONI™ - NEW!

spicy marinara, vegan mozzarella & vegan pepperoni (currently unavailable and can be substituted for grilled seitan)

$17.50 / $30 / $5

$15 / $25 / $4.5

WOK-A-FLAKA ZA™

red curry, brussel sprouts, bamboo, sesame seed, thai basil

$15 / $25 / $4.5

$17.50 / $30 / $5

VEATBALL THAT MAMA NEVER MADE™ - NEW!

breadcrumb, eggplant meatball, garlic & herbs, marinara, vegan mozzarella

$17.50 / $30 / $5

$15 / $25 / $4.50

KING™

moroccan roasted cauliflower, red quinoa, lemon tahini hummus, golden raisins & a harissa chimichurri

$15 / $25 / $4.50

KALEIENTE™

roasted kale, mexican black bean hummus, avocado, cilantro & homemade salsa verde

$15 / $25 / $4.50

YOGI™

coconut curry tikka masala, mushrooms, broccoli rabe & cilantro chutney

$15 / $25 / $4.50

BUILD YOUR OWN VEGAN - NEW!

Make any pie vegan or build your own - vegan pepperoni (currently unavailable and can be substituted for grilled seitan), vegan meatballs, vegan mozzarella

BUILD YOUR OWN

GO DOWN THE LINE...LET US KNOW HOW YOU WANT IT AND WE WILL BANG IT OUT!

#1 SIZE

#2 CRUSTS

original ac | whole wheat | gluten free

#3 SAUCE - BASE

ac red | spicy red | vodka pink | spicy vodka pink | creamed spinach

#4 TOPPINGS - MEAT

#5 TOPPINGS - VEGGIE

#6 TOPPINGS - CHEESE

#7 TOPPINGS - GARNISH

GRILL WORK IS WHAT WE DO...NO ASSEMBLY LINE SCOOP & GO. ALL SUBS MADE ON 100% ATLANTIC CITY ROLLS. ALSO AVAILABLE IN WHITE OR WHOLE WHEAT BURRITOS.

STEAK, BRISKET & BALLS

SIRLOIN & RIBEYE

$11.50

OLE'®

mezcal marinated 10 spiced steak, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca

$11.50

choose steak, chicken or veggies

Winner: Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle

Winner: LIVE w/ Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition

Winner: Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey

Featured on Bitchin' Kitchen, Cooking Channel & more

$12.50

RODEO CLOWN™

panko crusted chicken fried steak (no chicken, weird right?!) w/ creamy grits, white pepper gravy & smoked white cheddar

$12.50

POT ROAST™ - NEW!

Slow cooked hanger steak, pot roast sauce, carrots, celery, onion, havarti

$12.50

SLOPPY GIOVANI™ - NEW!

Calabrian chili, sharp provolone, sloppy joe, crispy onion

$12.50

$13

LET MY PEOPLE GO™

8 hr passover brisket, chariest, beet horseradish, havarti…no pharaoh!

$13

THE SWEED™ - NEW!

smoked Swedish meatballs, lingonberry sauce, havarti

$13

$12

CHICHI™

ribeye steak, chili, sharp white wiz, scallions, chicharones

$12

$12.50

FON-DUUUDE™

steak, roasted garlic spread, 3 cheese mushroom fondue [gruyere, emmental, raclette] w/ caramelized onions

$12.50

$12

OUI OUI

French onion soup cheesesteak w/ caramelized onions & gruyere

$12

$11.50

CUBUBBA

steak, smoked ham, house dill pickles, garlic mojo, chimichurri, havarti

$11.50

GRAVYTRAIN™

steak, mashed potato, cheese curds, hand cut fries, spicy gravy & scallions

$11.50

BAD LEROY®

our new, goat cheesy, spicy jalapeño, beet horseradish, w/ creamy havarti punch to your mouth B/C he is bad...

$11.50

Winner: Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey

$11

BROTHERLY LOVE™

steak, w/ house-made white whiz, fried onions, long-hot & cherry pepper relish & fried long hot peppers

$11

$11.50

BAP-BAP™

Korean BBQ sauce, house fermented kimchi, fried egg, sesame oil w/ toasted sesame seeds & smoked mozzarella

$11.50

choose smoked cauliflower or steak

$12

DUCKTOWN MELT™

grilled steak w/ smoked bacon & melted fresh mozzarella on garlic bread

$12

$11.50

GAUCHO

grilled steak, Argentinian chimichurri, fresh mozzarella, fried jalapenos

$11.50

CHICKEN

$13

POT PIE™ - NEW!

chicken pot pie on a damn sub! peas, carrots, cream, chicken & sharp wiz

$13

$11.50

COP MIKE™ - NEW!

R.I.P. WAMSHER. grilled chicken, spicy marinara, mushrooms, grilled onion, green pepper, smoked mozzarella

$11.50

$12

HEART STOPPER™ - NEW!

Buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, mozzarella, potato chip, ranch

$12

$13

CRABBY CHICKEN KILLER™

local crab, grilled chicken, butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spice, parsley

$13

JERZEY JEZEBEL™

hand dipped nashville fried chicken, smoked sour dill pickles, warm smoked cheddar grits, dill aioli

$13

$12

SHITFACED 3000™

beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella & fritos

$12

$11.50

PASS-DE-DUTCHIE™

grilled pineapple, jamaican scotch bonnet jerk fried chicken w/ smoked mozzarella & scallions...now pass that ish!

$11.50

GENERAL GENGHIS™

general tso's mongolian style fried chicken, kale, smoked mozzarella, scallions & black sesame seeds

$11.50

SHOOBIE™

fried chicken, buttermilk ranch, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato & fresh mozzarella...an oldie but goodie!

$11.50

500 CLUB™

chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, smoked bacon, melted havarti, lettuce & tomato

$11.50

PO' DOC CARVER™

buttermilk fried chicken, house chipotle sauce, fresh smoked mozzarella, lettuce & tomato

$11.50

MISS SIAM™

spicy thai sauce, rice noodles, fresh jalapenos, cilantro, crushed honey roasted peanuts & black toasted sesame seeds

$11.50

choose hand battered fried chicken, steak or cauliflower

$11.50

BOKEN-BOY®

hand breaded chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, baby arugula, ffresh smoked mozzarella, lemon, evoo

$11.50

S.P.A.™

melted creamy havarti, garlic mayo w/ baby arugula & lemon vinaigrette

$11.50

choose grilled chicken or fennel sausage

$11.50

TIO BASTARDO™

fried chicken, black bean, chipotle-house-sauce, cilantro, avocado, tomato & smoked queso...yes he is

$11.50

DIVING BUFFALO™

homemade fried chicken, buffalo sauce, maytag blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella w/ crunchy celery

$11.50

$12

U.T.B.™

chicken cutlet, asiago creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella & crispy shoe string onions on our sesame seed roll

$12

$11.50

PUNJABO™

indian tikka masala coconut curry sauce, hand pressed paneer cheese, sliced jalapenos & fresh cilantro

$11.50

choose fried chicken or cauliflower

$11.50

BURRO™

grilled chicken, avocado, pickled jalapeno crema, queso oaxaca, cilantro & jalapeño potato chips

$11.50

$12

UNCLE PENNYBAGS

chicken cutlet, broccoli rabe, sunflower seed pesto (no nuts), roasted red peppers, salted ricotta & fresh mozzarella

$12

PARMS

OLD-SCHOOL W/ A NEW SCHOOL TWIST

$13

THE RULER™

seeded roll, pancetta harissa vodka sauce, smoked mozzarella, asiago, basil

$13

choice of chicken cutlet, eggplant, sausage or meatballs

$12

GEPPETTO™

our house parm sub w/ salted ricotta, fresh basil & pecorino

$12

choose chicken cutlet, eggplant cutlet, meatballs or sausage

choose vodka sauce or marinara

choose fresh mozzarella or smoked mozzarella

$12

BALLER!™

riceballs, vodka sauce, ricotta, asiago, fresh mozzarella, basil

$12

$13

BOLONESE™ - NEW!

bolonese, Calabrian chili, burrata, seeded roll

$13

SAUSAGE & PORK

HOUSE-MADE

$12

PIGFACE KILLER™

pulled pork, apple cider hickory bbq, smoked mozzarella, purple slaw, crispy onions

$12

BADDEST HOMBRES™

mexican chorizo mac-n-cheese, string cheese, crema, tortilla chips & jalapenos

$12

$13

PORCHETTA™ - NEW!

porchetta, sharp provolone, broccoli rabe, long hot peppers

$13

$12

SAWSIG™ - NEW!

fennel sausage, calabrian chili, vodka sauce, green pepper, crispy onion, smoked mozzarella

$12

VEGAN

100% VEGAN

$12

VEGAN OLE™ - NEW!

mezcal marinated seitan, chipotle sauce, vegan queso oaxaca, lettuce, tomato & cilantro

$12

DA QUAKER™ - NEW!

grilled seitan, sauteed onions, fried long hot peppers, calabrian chili, vegan american wiz

$12

$11

WAT WAT!™

thai red curry, rice noodles, roasted brussel sprouts, bamboo shoots, sesame seeds, thai basil

$11

FUEGO™

roasted kale, cauliflower, refried black beans, avocado, cilantro & verde-churri, tortilla chips, pumpkin seeds

$11

THY ZOHAN™

house made falafel, garlic lemon tahini hummus, cucumbers, roasted moroccan carrots w/ harissa, chopped parsley & cucumber mint yogurt dressing

$11

HUDSON™

roasted cauliflower, hummus, harissa, chimichurri, golden raisins, baby arugulas & havarti

$11

GURU™

brussel sprouts, crispy onions, indian tikka masala (coconut curry), cilantro

$11

Submarines - Cold

$12

THE COMMISSION™

The definitive italian sub. calabrian 'nduja spread, soppressata, spicy capicola, mortadella, fresh smoked mozzarella, crispy shallots, calabrian chili relish & sicilian dressing

$12

$11

OPA OPA™

tahini hummus, grilled halloumi, chopped kalamata olives, sliced cucumbers, tomato & mint yogurt

$11

FARM TABLE™

fresh mozzarella, jersey tomatoes, arugula/basil pesto, baby arugula, lemon & garlic hummus w/ balsamic, honey & brown sugar reduction

$11

MISS ‘MERICA™

house roasted turkey breast, fresh smoked mozzarella, garlic aioli, baby arugula, tomatoes w/ lemon & evoo

$11

$11.50

VOLSTEAD™

house roasted turkey, pickled jalapeno aioli, fresh sliced avocado, jalapeno potato chips, fresh cilantro & country sharp cheddar

$11.50

BUILD YOUR OWN SUB

GO DOWN THE LINE...LET US KNOW HOW YOU WANT IT AND WE WILL BANG-IT-OUT!

#1 BREAD

10" AC submarine | white wrap | wheat wrap | gluten free submarine | over fries

$.50

#2 SPREADS

$.50

#3 MEAT

#4 VEGGIE

$1.50

#5 CHEESE

$1.50

$.50

#6 SAUCE

$.50

$.25

#7 GARNISH

$.25

$12. FRESH & LOCAL PRODUCE DELIVERED DAILY

Salads

$12

PILGRIM PITNEY™ - NEW!

romaine, roasted turkey, goat cheese, dried cherries, candied pecans, balsamic reduction dressing

$12

PUMPKIN HEAD™ - NEW!

roasted pumpkin, baby arugula, crispy onions, goat cheese, pumpkin seeds, baslamic reduction dressing

$12

TAQUINO™

roasted corn, black bean, tomato, jack, avocado, cilantro, tortilla chips w/ chipotle ranch

$12

choose grilled chicken, steak or mushroom

$12

ROAST™

vegan salad w/ roasted brussel sprouts, curried cauliflower, broccoli rabe, mushroom over kale w/ harissa tahini dressing

$12

BELMONT™

spicy herb grilled chicken w/ fresh mozzarella, croutons & pickled red onions w/ spicy caesar dressing

$12

BOKEN GIRL™

baby arugula, sicilian soppressata, homemade fresh smoked mozzarella, chopped tomato & hand breaded chicken cutlet w/ lemon vinaigrette dressing

$12

BUFF-O-GREENS™

romaine, maytag bleu cheese crumble, chopped celery, hand battered buffalo chicken & fresh mozzarella w/ lemon vinaigrette dressing

$12

NERO™

romaine, house-made croutons, shaved asiago, red onions, hard boiled egg w/ spicy & smokey caesar dressing

$12

grilled chicken, steak or cauliflower

$12

PUEBLA™

romaine, roasted nj corn, black beans, tomato, queso oaxaca, toasted pumpkin seeds, cilantro & tortilla chips w/ cilantro crema dressing

$12

mole grilled chicken, mole grilled steak or mole grilled mushrooms

$12

THAI SUMMER™

romaine, pickled cucumber & carrots, honey roasted crushed peanuts, fresh cilantro & chopped tomato w/ sweet & spicy thai dressing

$12

choose sriracha grilled chicken, sriracha steak or sriracha cauliflower

$12

GREEKTOWN™

romaine, grilled halloumi cheese, kalamata olive, tomato, cucumber & chopped fresh parsley w/ creamy greek dressing

$12

GARBANZA™

romaine, lemon & garlic hummus, homemade falafel, chopped tomato, provolone & chopped parsley w/ lemon vinaigrette dressing

$12

CHIBO™

baby arugula w/ grilled chicken, chopped tomato, pecorino & goat cheese w/ lemon vinaigrette dressing

$12

KEEN-WAH™

kale, quinoa, roasted moroccan carrots, curry roasted cauliflower, golden raisins & havarti w/ mint cucumber yogurt dressing

$12

UPTOWN COBB™

romaine, grilled chicken, avocado, smoked bacon, chopped egg, blue cheese crumble & tomato w/ lemon vinaigrette dressing

$12

w/ blue cheese & celery 5 $7.50 | 10 $13.50 | 20 $25 | 30 $35 | 40 $45 | 50 $50

REGULAR, BONELESS OR NAKED (GLUTEN FREE)

PHU-KET™

thai red curry, kaffir lime, thai basil

OLE™

chipotle-house-sauce, cilantro

GANJA™

pineapple scotch bonnet jamaican jerk

GENERAL KAHN™

sticky mongolian sweet & spicy w/ crushed peanuts & lemongrass

WINGER™

homemade buffalo sauce w/ cayenne & serrano

BAYOU™

butter battered w/ bayou spices, fresh garlic & parsley

INKA™

smokey & spicy chipotle w/ cilantro

SHITFACED™

honey stout bbq

THAI™

sweet & spicy thai sauce w/ fresh cilantro & peanut

BAP-BAP™

Korean BBQ w/ sesame seeds

DIABLO™

habanero, serrano & ghost pepper buffalo sauce

TIKKA™

Indian tikka masala sauce w/ cilantro

SAIGON™

honey sriracha & black sesame seeds

choose hand cut fries or fresh tortilla nachos

$4 / $7

HOUSE™

hand cut fresh fries w/ a side of lemon & garlic aioli or fresh tortillas w/ a side of salsa verde

$4 / $7

add cheese (smoked mozzarella, fresh mozzarella, havarti, goat, american white wiz, provolone, cheddar, jack, etc...)+$1

$9.35 / $14

WIT!™ - NEW!

steak, sharp white wiz, grilled onions

$9.35 / $14

CRABBY™

jumbo lump crab, drawn butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spices

$9.35 / $14

SLOPPY™ - NEW!

calabrian chili, sharp provolone, sloppy Joe, crispy onion

$9.35 / $14

TEXICAN™ - NEW!

steak chili, sharp white wiz, scallions, chicharone

$9.35 / $14

FUNDITO™ - NEW!

chorizo, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeño crema, cilantro

$9.35 / $14

NOT-CHO™ - NEW!

refried black beans, pickled jalapeño cream, mexican string cheese, jalapeño, salsa diablo

$9.35 / $14

VITZA PARTY - VEGAN™ - NEW!

marinara, vegan mozzarella, vegan pepperoni (currently unavailable and can be substituted for grilled seitan)

$9.35 / $14

FON-DUDER™

3 cheese mushroom fondue [gruyere, emmental, raclette] w/ carmelized onions

$9.35 / $14

FRENCHY™

melted gruyere, onion soup & caramelized onions

$9.35 / $14

BOLONESE™

meat ragu, fresh mozzarella, parsley & calabrian chili oil

$9.35 / $14

PULQUE™

carne asada brisket, mexican string cheese & cilantro

$9.35 / $14

$7.75 / $12.50

VERDE™

salsa verde, roasted corn, crema, string cheese & cilantro

$7.75 / $12.50

BANGKOK™

thai sauce, jalapenos, cilantro, mozzarella & sesame

$7.75 / $12.50

SHITFACED™

honey stout BBQ sauce, fresh mozzarella & sharp cheddar

$7.75 / $12.50

ALOO™

indian tikka masala sauce, homemade paneer cheese & fresh cilantro

$7.75 / $12.50

BASTARDO™

chipotle-house-sauce, black beans, queso oaxaca (homemade mexican string cheese) & cilantro

$7.75 / $12.50

WINGER™

sweet & spicy buffalo sauce, blue cheese, mozzarella & chopped celery

$7.75 / $12.50

$9.35 / $14

BARBARIAN™

smoked bacon, homemade buttermilk ranch & mozzarella

$9.35 / $14

$7.75 / $12.50

BAYOU™

bayou spices, drawn butter, fresh garlic, melted mozzarella & fresh parsley

$7.75 / $12.50

$9.35 / $14

MONOPOLY™

7 cheese fries w/ smoked bacon

$9.35 / $14

DISCO QUEEN™

spicy gravy w/ cheese curds & scallions

$9.35 / $14

'SHINER™

vodka sauce, pepperoni, smoked mozzarella, parsley

$9.35 / $14

CHOOSE REGULAR - WHOLE WHEAT - GLUTEN FREE

ZITI PASTA BAKES

$18

RULER PARM™ - NEW!

chicken cutlet, harissa vodka sauce, pancetta, calabrian chili, asiago, basil, fresh mozzarella, sesame seeds

$18

TUK TUK PARM™

thai red curry, brussel sprouts, bamboo shoots, sesame seeds, thai basil

$18

VEATBALL PARM™ - VEGAN - NEW!

marinara, eggplant meatballs, vegan eggplant mozzarella, basil

$18

CRABBY PARM™

local crab, drawn butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spices, parsley (NO SUBSTITUTIONS)

$18

WOOFER PARM™

texas steak chili mac-n-cheese w/ sharp cheddar & scallions

$18

UTB PARM™

asiago creamed spinach, sesame seeds, chicken cutlet & crispy shallots

$18

$15

JERSEY FIST-PUMP PARM™

sliced fennel sausage, marinara, green peppers, onion, smoked mozzarella & a whole lotta ehh yo!

$15

$18

FON-DUDE PARM™

steak, 3 cheese mushroom fondue [gruyere, emmental, raclette] w/ carmelized onions

$18

BOLONESE PARM™

meat ragu, fresh mozzarella, parsley & calabrian chili oil

$18

$15

BUFF-O-PARM™

buffalo chicken w/ maytag blue cheese, crispy celery & melted fresh mozzarella

$15

TIKKA PARM™

fried chicken or cauliflower, indian tikka masala, paneer, jalapeños, cilantro

$15

OLE PARM™

mezcal marinated [steak, grilled chicken, fried chicken or veggie], chipotle, fried onions, cilantro & mexican string cheese

$15

MILLIE PARM™

w/ salted ricotta, fresh basil & pecorino

$15

choose chicken cutlet, eggplant cutlet, meatballs or sausage

choose vodka sauce or marinara

choose fresh mozzarella or smoked mozzarella

$15

BANGKOK PARM™

[fried chicken or cauliflower] pad thai sauce, jalapenos, crushed honey peanuts, cilantro, sesame seeds

$15

homemade mozzarella & hand breaded

$12.50

MOZZARELLA STICK SAMPLER™

can't choose? It's all good! One of each flavor (5 total, no bacon/hotness/unicorn) w/ choice of dipping sauce

$12.50

$11.50

ORIGINAL PRETZEL MOZZARELLA STICKS™

pennsylvania dutch pretzel crusted w/ super creamy homemade mozzarella. marinara or vodka sauce

$11.50

$12.50

TRUFFLE MOZZARELLA STICKS™

homemade truffle mozzarella w/ a truffle panko bread crumb crust. marinara or vodka sauce

$12.50

PESTO MOZZARELLA STICKS™

homemade pesto mozzarella w/ a pesto & pecorino bread crumb crust. marinara or vodka sauce

$12.50

CHIPOTLE MOZZARELLA STICKS™

homemade chipotle mozzarella w/ a oaxacan spiced bread crumb crust. chipotle ranch

$12.50

SMOKED MOZZARELLA STICKS™

homemade smoked mozzarella w/ italian bread crumb crust. marinara or vodka sauce

$12.50

$20

UNICORN BLOOD MOZZARELLA STICKS™

rainbow mozzarella sticks. a unicorn died for them so you know they are delicious.

$20

$15

BACON™ - NEW!

goat milk mozzarella w/ bacon breadcrumb crust

$15

FLAMIN’ HOT-NESS™ - NEW!

smoked Cheeto mozzarella w/ flaming’ hot Cheeto crust

$15

All made in-house

$10.00

'CHINI™

5 homemade mozzarella stuffed rice-balls w/ side of vodka sauce

$10.00

CHICKEN TENDERS & FRIES™

3 hand battered chicken tenders w/ choice of dipping sauce

$10.00

$5.00

CHEEZY GARLIC BREAD

w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce

$5.00

MADE EVERY DAY 16oz or 32 oz

$8 / $12

GRANDMA'S MATZO BALL™

(16 oz w/ one ball or 32 oz w/ 2 balls) tony's grandmother's 3rd generation recipe w/ 2 matzo balls & lots of love

$8 / $12

POTATO SKIN™ - NEW!

roasted potato, cream, smoked bacon, chives, sour cream

$8 / $12

PUMPKIN™ - NEW!

truffle roasted pumpkin, salted ricotta, toasted pumpkin seeds

$8 / $12

CAULIFLOWER LEEK VEGAN™ - NEW!

roasted cauliflower, grilled leaks

$8 / $12

no mass produced commercial beverages

$2.80

Joes Tea™

lemon, green, black, peach, raspberry, 1/2 & 1/2, lemonade, sweet

$2.80

Pucks Fountain™

black cherry, cane cola, diet cane cola, sharp birch beer, ginger ale, vanilla cream

$2.80

Boylan's™ Bottles

cane cola, diet cane cola, black cherry, diet black cherry, birch beer, ginger ale, cream, root beer, diet root beer, seltzer, orange, grape, apple cider, shirley temple,

$2.80

GET YA SWEET TOOTH READY...

$7.75

CARNEY BALLS™

homemade mini bite-size zeppoles, tossed in brown sugar then covered in melted hazelnut chocolate sauce & peanut butter cream then topped w/ crushed honey roasted peanuts

$7.75

HAND-PULLED USING LOCAL MILK

machines to make mozzarella...no shot

$12.00

ORIGINAL SEA SALT MOZZARELLA

kosher sea salt

$12.00

$15.00

PESTO MOZZARELLA

no nuts

$15.00

TRUFFLE MOZZARELLA

white and black shaved truffles

$15.00

SMOKED MOZZARELLA

hickory, agave & molasses

$15.00

BURRATA

stuffed mozzarella w/ heavy cream, ricotta, butter, parsley

$15.00

Monday-Friday, 11AM-3PM, EAT-IN ONLY.

SLICES

BUY ANY 2 SLICES & GET GARLIC KNOTS & UNLIMITED FOUNTAIN SODA FREE

SUBMARINES & BURRITOS

BUY ANY SUB OR BURRITO & GET HOUSE FRIES & UNLIMITED FOUNTAIN SODA

SATURDAY & SUNDAY 10AM-2PM. STARTS DECEMBER 15TH. SORRY, IT TOOK 4 YEARS BUT ITS BACK!

BREAKFAST SUBS OR BURRITOS

choice of regular or seeded roll & whole wheat or white tortilla. comes w/ a side of homefries.

BASIC™

smoked bacon, 3 fried or scrambled eggs, cooper sharp american

$12

LOOSE GOOSE™

the legendary Amherst sandwich shop will never die. Larry & Jackie's finest creation. Much respect for so much inspiration. herb cream cheese, 3 fried or scrambled eggs, muenster cheese, Waterdog pastrami smoked salmon

$12

ARM-PIT OF AMERICA™

fried porkroll, cooper sharp american, 3 fried or scrambled eggs,

$10

EGG-N-DIP™

home-fries, steak, 3 fried or scrambled eggs, sharp provolone, gravy

$10

MAXIMUS™

nduja, sharp provolone, 3 fried or scrambled eggs, sopressata, sicilian dressing

$10

FUNDITO™

chorizo, 3 fried or scrambled eggs, jalapeño crema, queso oaxaca, cilantro

$10

OLE HOMEFREGGS™

homefries, ole steak, chipotle crema, 3 fried or scrambled eggs, jack cheese

$10

GIMMIE DA CHEDDA™

3 fried or scrambled eggs, sharp cheddar, herb cream cheese

$10

ENGLEBERT HUMPERDINK™

beet horseradish, steak, 3 fried or scrambled eggs, havarti

$10

BUFF-O-SCRAMBLE™

buffalo chicken, 3 fried or scrambled eggs, blue cheese, fresh mozzarella, ranch

$10

PIE PIE™

smoked pepperoni, 3 fried or scrambled eggs, smoked mozzarella & marinara

‘QUILEGGS™

3 fried or scrambled eggs, tortillas, black bean spread, jack cheese, salsa verde, cilantro

$10

‘BAMA™

grits, 3 fried or scrambled eggs, smoked mozzarella, fried chicken, white gravy

$10

BREAKFAST PIZZA BY THE SLICE

CAPITOL™

PORKROLL, FRIED EGGS, COOPER SHARP AMERICAN WIZ

BASIC™

SMOKED BACON, FRIED EGGS, COOPER SHARP AMERICAN WIZ

EGG-N-DIP™

HOMEFRIES, STEAK, FRIED EGGS, SHARP PROVOLONE, GRAVY

TOAST™

AVOCADO TOAST, FRIED EGG