“The Full” Menu
Indecisive Folks Beware!
What lays before you is an absolute unit of a menu. Use the filters below to navigate your options. Click the grub to see if its available at your favorite shop!
PIES & HOT SLICES
Crust: Original Crust, Gluten Free / Size: Slice, 12", 18" / Shape: Round or Square
CBR ON ROIDS
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
Classic NJ Cheese
classic jersey pie. nj tomato marinara, dry aged or vegan mutz & evoo. toppings extra
LOBSTA ROLL
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
JERZEY FIST PUMP
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
PEPÉ LE PIZZA
cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo
DA NORTH SHORE
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
BEASTIALITY
noah’s ark NC-17 9. meats no substitutions, marinara, ravaged by mutz
Ohh Laa Laa
french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
LOG CABIN CREAPER
SJ Smokehouse 8 hour smoked baby back ribs, honey stout bbq, smoked mutz, smoked ranch, crispy onion
LIL PIGGIE GOT SMOKED!
Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!
I WILL SMASH YOU
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickle, caramelized onion
WAH GWAN
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
TACO TACO TACO
The most famous pizza...ever. Now available everyday. Yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! With over 1 BILLION views on social media, this one is a must-have!
SHOGUN SHADOWBOXER
black sesame, garlic & chili fried chicken or c’flower, dry aged & smoked mutz, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
BLESS YER HEART
waffles, buttermilk fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mutz, habanero hot honey
SUPREME TANG ถังสูงสุด
sesame crust, thai-satay fried chicken, jalapeno, mutz, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
SWINE FIGHTER
vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, then topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked ‘roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade ‘roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that...well we invented it so now ya did!
OY VEY אױ װײ
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
Grumpy Gramps
sesame crust, choose protien, spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, pecorino, ricotta, basil
Pope Leo X
pink vodka, smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mutz, pesto ranch
Heart Attack
Buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon & the coolest ranch
Winger®
buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery
S#ITFACED® CHICKEN
beer battered fried chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
ALL CHOP CAESAR!
dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino
GINDOLUNE
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mutz on garlic bread crust
AY DIOS MIO MAC - VEGAN
chipotle mac-n-cheese, dry aged mozzarella, queso oaxaca string cheese, cilantro
BURRRRRATA
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice nj tomato pink vodka sauce, dry aged mutz, basil, pecorino, sicilian & long hot chili oil
Magic Mushroom
truffle cream, cremini mushrooms, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, salted ricotta, fresh parsley
MEX-CORN HUSKER®
roasted corn, string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilies, cilantro, queso cotija
TIKKA
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mutz & tb style paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
MOONSHINER
pink vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fresh basil, pecorino
O.G. VEGAN
nj tomato marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, vegan mutz, fresh basil
SUBS & BURRITOS
Ole'®
mexcal marinated ribeye or chicken, chipotle sauce, fried onion, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & mexican string cheese. Or make it vegan!
CHOPPED PATTY
wah gwaan, make ‘dis bamsee shake! jamaican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an’ allspice beef, curry onions, scallions & curry ranch PRO TIP: ADD DAT WIRI mutz sticks
BOLONEY REX
pull-out game STRONG on this one! bone-in short-rib, sharp smoked white wiz, caveman sauce.
MISS SIAM คิดถึงสยาม
rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame
S#itfaced 3000®
beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, mozzarella, cheddar, fritos
LPP "YEAH YOU KNOW ME"
lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken or cauliflower, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley
The Snuggla
chicken cutlet, creamy tomato soup, melted muenster, smoked bacon, crouton dust
OUI OUI “WEE WEE”
french onion cheesesteak. french onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley
BUBBIE‘S BAD LEROY®
mf is baaad... 8 hour passover brisket w/ bubbie’s gravy, goat cheese, jalapeño, babushka beet horseradish sauce, smoked mutz, crispy onion
Crabby Chicken Killer®
jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, melted fresh mozzarella, parsley. local tip: ask us to “slaughter-it” - we’ll make it w fried chicken & add bacon
LOBSTA TRAP
steamed lobsta, garlic aioli, bayou butter, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt
THUNDERCAT
creamed spinach, salted ricotta, fresh mozzarella, crispy onion, seeded roll
Punjabo Parm
tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll
Shoobie
fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips
DA RULER
house parm sub. burrata straciatella, short-rib meatballs, vodka sauce, smoked fresh mozzerall, basil, pecorino, toasted seeded roll. Can be made vegan!
Ducktown Melt
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread
Jerzey Jezebel®
nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, dill aioli, purple slaw
The Commision
The definitive hot italian sub. soppressata, spicy copa, mortadella, fresh smoked mutz, crispy onion, calabrian chili spread, sicilian dressing, toasted on a seeded roll
Miss 'Merica
smoked turkey, garlic aioli, arugula, tomato, fresh smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette
JAWNZIN
calabrian chili, massive deep fried spicy sausage, smoked mozzarella, fennel
TeKā THE SHAKā®
mochiko fried garlic north shore shrimp, sticky rice, smoked mutz, aloha sauce
Boken-Boy®
chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula spring mix, fresh & smoked mozzarella, lemon vinaigrette
Diving Buffalo
choose fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo fried chicken, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
Gravy Train
ribeye, mashed potatoes, fresh mozzarella, garlic & herb gravy
Flying Guillotine 武堂
sesame roll, shaolin garlic & chili sesame oil fried chicken or cauliflower, szechuan ranch, nori, smoked mozzarella, scallion
Brotherly Love
shaved ribeye, sharp white wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried long hots. Make vegan with grilled seitan & vegan wiz
FRIES
House
plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli
Barbarian
buttermilk ranch, smoked bacon, mozzarella
ELOTES
chipotle sauce, roasted jersey corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro, queso cotija
MONOPOLY
ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses
Winger
serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, aged & fresh mozzarella, shaved celery
CRUSTACEAN
jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley
Disco Prince
garlic & herb gravy, fresh mozzarella, parsley
Bastardo Fundito
chipotle sauce, refried black bean, roasted corn, string cheese, pickled jalapeño crema, cilantro
Shitfaced
honey stout bbq, mozzarella, cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos
Wings
BAYOU
bayou butter, parsley
DIRTY SOUTH
Lemon pepper, pecorino, parsely
WINGER
serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, shaved. celery
SH#TFACED®
honey stout bbq, crushed fritos
SIAM SATAY
pad thai satay, cilantro, crushed peanut
SHAOLIN ASSASIN
sesame seed, shaolin crispy garlic & chili, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
OLE
chipotle sauce, cilantro
Stinger
habanero & bird chili hot honey, black sesame
SALADS
Uptown Cobb®
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing
Pueblito
romaine, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, spicy mole sauce, pickled jalapeño crema dressing. choose: grilled chicken, steak, mushroom
Boken Girl
arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, smoked mutz, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing
Hotness
romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing
APPS
Mad Mutz® Sticks DA PATTY
Jamaican patty golden crust & Wiri Wiri peppa‘ fresh mutz Wah Gwan Curry Ranch dipping sauce
Mad Mutz® Sticks BE-HIVE YO’ SELF
BE-HIVE® vegan garlic & herb mutz w/ vegan pecorino & herb GF crust Vegan Ole Chipotle Ranch dipping sauce
Mad Mutz® Sticks ORIGINAL GOOMBAH
creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust
Mad Mutz® Sticks FLAMIN’ HOT
flamin‘ hot mutz & hot cheeto crust
Mad Mutz® Sticks PEPE!
cacio e pepe mutz, pepper & pecorino crust
Mad Mutz® Sticks CAMP FIRE SMOKED
smoked mutz, smoked pecorino crust
Mad Mutz® Sticks TRUFFLE
black & white truffle mutz, truffle panko
Mad Mutz® Sticks GAUCHO CHIMICHURRI
chimichurri mutz, crispy garlic & chili crust
Mad Mutz® Sticks SAMPLER
one of each, 6 sticks total *seasonal, gf, unicorn & satan not included
Mad Mutz® Sticks SATAN’S HELL STICKS
2 mil scoville!black carolina reaper mutz, charcoal ghost crust
Mad Mutz® Sticks GF GOOMBAH
creamy mozzarella, jersey italian gluten free crust
Angry Bee Mad Mutz® Fresh Mozzarella Sticks
Mike‘s Hot Honey® Fresh Mutz & Mike’s Hot Honey® caramelized crust Mike’s Hot Honey dipping sauce
Chicken Tenders
3 hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce
Mac Balls
CACIO PEPE: spaghetti, pecorino, mozzarella, pepper crust | STONER: ditalini, buffalo sauce, bacon, mozzarella, dorito crust | GOOD-OL’ BALLS: macaroni, cheddar cheese, pretzel crust