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PIES & HOT SLICES

Crust: Original Crust, Gluten Free   /   Size: Slice, 12”, 18”   / Shape: Round or Square

Classic NJ Cheese

classic jersey pie. nj tomato marinara, dry aged or vegan mozzarella & evoo. toppings extra.

Classic NJ Cheese

classic jersey pie. nj tomato marinara, dry aged or vegan mozzarella & evoo. toppings extra.

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
I WILL FUCKIN’ SMASH YOU

sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickle, caramelized onion

I WILL FUCKIN’ SMASH YOU

sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickle, caramelized onion

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
SHOGUN SHADOWBOXER

black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

SHOGUN SHADOWBOXER

black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
SUPREME TANG ถังสูงสุด

sesame crust, pad thai-satay fried chicken, jalapeno, mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch

SUPREME TANG ถังสูงสุด

sesame crust, pad thai-satay fried chicken, jalapeno, mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
JEWISH COWBOY® כן האו!

8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti

JEWISH COWBOY® כן האו!

8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Grumpy Gramps

sesame crust, short-rib meatball, spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil

Grumpy Gramps

sesame crust, short-rib meatball, spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Pope Leo X

pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch

Pope Leo X

pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Heart Attack

Buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon & the coolest ranch

Heart Attack

Buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon & the coolest ranch

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Winger®

buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery

Winger®

buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
S#ITFACED® CHICKEN

beer battered fried chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar

S#ITFACED® CHICKEN

beer battered fried chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
FUCKIN’ GINDOLUNE

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust

FUCKIN’ GINDOLUNE

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
AY DIOS MIO MAC

chipotle mac-n-cheese, dry aged mozzarella, queso oaxaca string cheese, cilantro

AY DIOS MIO MAC

chipotle mac-n-cheese, dry aged mozzarella, queso oaxaca string cheese, cilantro

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
BURRRRRATA

a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil

BURRRRRATA

a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Magic Mushroom

truffle cream, cremini mushrooms, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, salted ricotta, fresh parsley

Magic Mushroom

truffle cream, cremini mushrooms, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, salted ricotta, fresh parsley

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
MEX-CORN HUSKER®

roasted corn, string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilies, cilantro, queso cotija

MEX-CORN HUSKER®

roasted corn, string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilies, cilantro, queso cotija

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
TIKKA

sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro

TIKKA

sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
MOONSHINER

nj tomato vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, pecorino

MOONSHINER

nj tomato vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, pecorino

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
O.G. VEGAN

nj tomato marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, vegan mutz, fresh basil

O.G. VEGAN

nj tomato marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, vegan mutz, fresh basil

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
TACO TACO TACO

The most famous pizza...ever. Now available everyday. Yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! With over 1 BILLION views on social media, this one is a must-have!

TACO TACO TACO

The most famous pizza...ever. Now available everyday. Yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! With over 1 BILLION views on social media, this one is a must-have!

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
SWINE FIGHTER

vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, then topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked ‘roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade ‘roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that...well we invented it so now ya did!

SWINE FIGHTER

vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, then topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked ‘roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade ‘roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that...well we invented it so now ya did!

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch

SUBS & BURRITOS

PICK YOUR VESSEL: OG AC ROLL, SEEDED ROLL, BURRITO WRAP, GLUTEN FREE, OVER FRIES

Ole'®

mexcal marinated ribeye or chicken, chipotle sauce, fried onion, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & mexican string cheese. Or make it vegan!

Ole'®

mexcal marinated ribeye or chicken, chipotle sauce, fried onion, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & mexican string cheese. Or make it vegan!

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
BOLONEY REX

pull-out game STRONG on this one! bone-in short-rib, sharp smoked white wiz, caveman sauce.

BOLONEY REX

pull-out game STRONG on this one! bone-in short-rib, sharp smoked white wiz, caveman sauce.

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
MISS SIAM คิดถึงสยาม

rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame

MISS SIAM คิดถึงสยาม

rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
S#itfaced 3000®

beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, mozzarella, cheddar, fritos

S#itfaced 3000®

beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, mozzarella, cheddar, fritos

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
LPP "YEAH YOU KNOW ME"

lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken or cauliflower, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley

LPP "YEAH YOU KNOW ME"

lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken or cauliflower, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
The Snuggla

chicken cutlet, creamy tomato soup, melted muenster, smoked bacon, crouton dust

The Snuggla

chicken cutlet, creamy tomato soup, melted muenster, smoked bacon, crouton dust

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
OUI OUI “WEE WEE”

french onion cheesesteak. french onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley

OUI OUI “WEE WEE”

french onion cheesesteak. french onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Bad Leroy

ribeye, goat cheese, fried jalapeño, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy onion

Bad Leroy

ribeye, goat cheese, fried jalapeño, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy onion

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Crabby Chicken Killer®

jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, melted fresh mozzarella, parsley. local tip: ask us to “slaughter-it” - we’ll make it w fried chicken & add bacon

Crabby Chicken Killer®

jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, melted fresh mozzarella, parsley. local tip: ask us to “slaughter-it” - we’ll make it w fried chicken & add bacon

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
LOBSTA TRAP

steamed lobsta, garlic aioli, bayou butter, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt

LOBSTA TRAP

steamed lobsta, garlic aioli, bayou butter, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
THUNDERCAT

creamed spinach, salted ricotta, fresh mozzarella, crispy onion, seeded roll

THUNDERCAT

creamed spinach, salted ricotta, fresh mozzarella, crispy onion, seeded roll

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Punjabo Parm

tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll

Punjabo Parm

tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Shoobie

fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips

Shoobie

fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
DA RULER

house parm sub. burrata straciatella, short-rib meatballs, vodka sauce, smoked fresh mozzerall, basil, pecorino, toasted seeded roll. Can be made vegan!

DA RULER

house parm sub. burrata straciatella, short-rib meatballs, vodka sauce, smoked fresh mozzerall, basil, pecorino, toasted seeded roll. Can be made vegan!

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Ducktown Melt

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread

Ducktown Melt

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Jerzey Jezebel®

nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, dill aioli, purple slaw

Jerzey Jezebel®

nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, dill aioli, purple slaw

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
The Commision

The definitive hot italian sub. soppressata, spicy copa, mortadella, fresh smoked mutz, crispy onion, calabrian chili spread, sicilian dressing, toasted on a seeded roll

The Commision

The definitive hot italian sub. soppressata, spicy copa, mortadella, fresh smoked mutz, crispy onion, calabrian chili spread, sicilian dressing, toasted on a seeded roll

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Miss 'Merica

smoked turkey, garlic aioli, arugula, tomato, fresh smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette

Miss 'Merica

smoked turkey, garlic aioli, arugula, tomato, fresh smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Boken-Boy®

chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula spring mix, fresh & smoked mozzarella, lemon vinaigrette

Boken-Boy®

chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula spring mix, fresh & smoked mozzarella, lemon vinaigrette

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Diving Buffalo

choose fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo fried chicken, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

Diving Buffalo

choose fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo fried chicken, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Gravy Train

ribeye, mashed potatoes, fresh mozzarella, garlic & herb gravy

Gravy Train

ribeye, mashed potatoes, fresh mozzarella, garlic & herb gravy

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Brotherly Love

shaved ribeye, sharp white wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried long hots. Make vegan with grilled seitan & vegan wiz

Brotherly Love

shaved ribeye, sharp white wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried long hots. Make vegan with grilled seitan & vegan wiz

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch

FRIES

TRIPLE FRIED! ;)

House

plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli

House

plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Barbarian

buttermilk ranch, smoked bacon, mozzarella

Barbarian

buttermilk ranch, smoked bacon, mozzarella

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
ELOTES

chipotle sauce, roasted jersey corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro, queso cotija

ELOTES

chipotle sauce, roasted jersey corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro, queso cotija

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Winger

serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, aged & fresh mozzarella, shaved celery

Winger

serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, aged & fresh mozzarella, shaved celery

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
CRUSTACEAN

jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley

CRUSTACEAN

jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Disco Prince

garlic & herb gravy, fresh mozzarella, parsley

Disco Prince

garlic & herb gravy, fresh mozzarella, parsley

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Shitfaced

honey stout bbq, mozzarella, cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos

Shitfaced

honey stout bbq, mozzarella, cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch

Wings

CHOICE OF: REGULAR, BONELESS, OR NAKED (GF)
INCLUDES: BLUE CHEESE or RANCH, & CELERY

BAYOU

bayou butter, parsley

BAYOU

bayou butter, parsley

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
DIRTY SOUTH

Lemon pepper, pecorino, parsely

DIRTY SOUTH

Lemon pepper, pecorino, parsely

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
WINGER

serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, shaved. celery

WINGER

serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, shaved. celery

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
SH#TFACED®

honey stout bbq, crushed fritos

SH#TFACED®

honey stout bbq, crushed fritos

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
SIAM SATAY

pad thai satay, cilantro, crushed peanut

SIAM SATAY

pad thai satay, cilantro, crushed peanut

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
SHAOLIN ASSASIN

sesame seed, shaolin crispy garlic & chili, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

SHAOLIN ASSASIN

sesame seed, shaolin crispy garlic & chili, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
OLE

chipotle sauce, cilantro

OLE

chipotle sauce, cilantro

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Stinger

habanero & bird chili hot honey, black sesame

Stinger

habanero & bird chili hot honey, black sesame

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch

SALADS

Uptown Cobb®

romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing

Uptown Cobb®

romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Pueblito

romaine, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, spicy mole sauce, pickled jalapeño crema dressing. choose: grilled chicken, steak, mushroom

Pueblito

romaine, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, spicy mole sauce, pickled jalapeño crema dressing. choose: grilled chicken, steak, mushroom

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Boken Girl

arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, smoked mutz, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing

Boken Girl

arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, smoked mutz, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Hotness

romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing

Hotness

romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch

APPS

PICK YOUR VESSEL: OG AC ROLL, SEEDED ROLL, BURRITO WRAP, GLUTEN FREE, OVER FRIES

Goombah Mutz Stix (5)

Creamy Mutz W/ Jersey Italian Herb Bread Crumb Crust

Goombah Mutz Stix (5)

Creamy Mutz W/ Jersey Italian Herb Bread Crumb Crust

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Mozzarella Sticks

FLAMIN’ HOT, PEPE!, ORIGINAL GOOMBAH, SMOKED, TRUFFLE & PESTO

Mozzarella Sticks

FLAMIN’ HOT, PEPE!, ORIGINAL GOOMBAH, SMOKED, TRUFFLE & PESTO

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
SATAN'S HELL STICK CHALLENGE

EAT 5 SATAN’S HELL MOZZARELLA STICKS: ohh, and you cannot drink anything for 5 minutes while we wait to see if you will explode from your mouth or ...

SATAN'S HELL STICK CHALLENGE

EAT 5 SATAN’S HELL MOZZARELLA STICKS: ohh, and you cannot drink anything for 5 minutes while we wait to see if you will explode from your mouth or ...

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Chicken Tenders

3 hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce

Chicken Tenders

3 hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
Mac Balls

CACIO PEPE: spaghetti, pecorino, mozzarella, pepper crust | STONER: ditalini, buffalo sauce, bacon, mozzarella, dorito crust | GOOD-OL’ BALLS: macaroni, cheddar cheese, pretzel crust

Mac Balls

CACIO PEPE: spaghetti, pecorino, mozzarella, pepper crust | STONER: ditalini, buffalo sauce, bacon, mozzarella, dorito crust | GOOD-OL’ BALLS: macaroni, cheddar cheese, pretzel crust

Available at:
Atlantic CityHobokenJersey CityLong Branch
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